Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
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I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.
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The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
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Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
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I'm happy that it's going for sale, 'cause maybe I can pay my bills. That would be cool.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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I think we're looking at a pretty strong housing market despite the fact that starts didn't rise, ... far from runaway.
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My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
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I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.
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We had donations from five families and it all fell in place, which says this was clearly from a power higher than us.
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The kids got to run some plays which they have been working on in practice tonight, ... It is always nice to see things run and work. It was a good match for us.