Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
domestic hate word
I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.
hate character facts
I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about your character flaws and blame the fact that you are a sociopath on booze.
hate ridiculous
I'm funnier now because I'm braver and less full of hate, so everything is even more ridiculous than it was before.
marriage fun hate
Oh, hi. I been married thirteen years, and lemme tell you, it's a thrill to be out of the house. I never get out of the house. I stay home all the time. I never do anything fun 'cause I'm a housewife. I hate the word "housewife." I prefer to be called "domestic goddess.
hate kids earth
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids.
fun hate goddess
I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'
bed birth control hour night spend
Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
happy maybe pay
I'm happy that it's going for sale, 'cause maybe I can pay my bills. That would be cool.
heart
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
complain funny month time women
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
despite fact far housing looking market starts strong
I think we're looking at a pretty strong housing market despite the fact that starts didn't rise, ... far from runaway.
husband locked needed space
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
clearly donations families fell five higher power says
We had donations from five families and it all fell in place, which says this was clearly from a power higher than us.
good kids match nice plays practice run
The kids got to run some plays which they have been working on in practice tonight, ... It is always nice to see things run and work. It was a good match for us.