Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
birthday travel humor
Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.
peaceful calm know-how
I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.
inspiring mother people
There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
men arms very-sad
A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?
female why-not hey
Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us?
artist media voice
It's a big culture of mind control too, MK-Ultra mind control rules in Hollywood. If you don't know that, google it and look into it. It's really hard for artists to find their voice in the media. It's levels of brainwashing and mind control.
easter humanity comedy
Comedy is the only hope for humanity.
believe space trying
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
funny-relationship worry house
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
mom mother clever
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
time women humor
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
funny running war
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
lonely writing thinking
Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.
fun people want
I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.