Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
thinking world want
I think I should be here alone to rethink the world - I do. I want these lesser humans gone.
kids night bed
Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
nuts
I was completely nuts for most of my life.
way wanted
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.
secret jew observant
I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out.
real real-life tvs
My real life is funnier than anything on TV.
art powerful real
I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.
imitation form show-business
Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.
mom mother beer
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
thinking president politician
I'm not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.
differences sometimes ill
I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.
holocaust socialist zionist
I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.
thinking watches tape
I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?
fun hate goddess
I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'