Roseanne
Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
husband church married
My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.
america president needs
Impeach the President and the Vice President, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing needs to be recalled.
men personal-opinions pay
Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.
cat trying energy
I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.
hurt gay rights
Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.
daughter fighting two
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
writing order able
In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.
girl adventure fighting
I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the world. It might be cool if I used a lot of kitchen tools to fight off the enemy.
mother children my-children
My children love me. I'm like the mother they never had.
self-esteem men talking
Those who can't do, teach. And, as Woody Allen says, those who can't teach, teach gym. And, as I say, those who can't teach gym become experts. That's who we look to for answers these days-the people telling you how to make your marriage work. Men telling women how to raise their self-esteem. The only thing that cures everything is talking to people who have the same problem you do. The rest is just a moneymaking bullshit scheme that some asshole is getting rich on.
jobs thinking people
It's not really the job of a public servant to inspire, but to get the job that the people demand done. The Democrats think that if they have hope and are inspired, things will get better, but they actually won't.
gay men creating
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.
crush cowboy thinking
I have a huge crush on President George W. Bush. I saw him at a recent fundraiser, and he`s a babe. He`s got that Ronald Reagan charm. I think he`s hot. I respect his wife, but if he wasn`t married I`d be putting on my cowboy boots and coming around.
college needs election
US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.