Roseanne

Roseanne
Roseanne is an American sitcom that was broadcast on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997. Starring Roseanne Barr, the show revolved around the Conners, an Illinois working-class family. The series reached #1 in the Nielsen ratings becoming the most watched television show in the United States from 1989 to 1990, and remained in the top four for six of its nine seasons, and in the top twenty for eight seasons, TV Guide rated "Roseanne" as one of...
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth3 November 1952
CitySalt Lake City, UT
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To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
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The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.
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I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after a while some sane dialogue and sane conclusions come of that kind of thing.
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One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.
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I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.
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I'm on the mirror diet. You eat all your food in front of a mirror in the nude. It works pretty good, though some of the fancier restaurants don't go for it.
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I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
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You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
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We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.
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A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.
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The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think.
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There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.
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Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.