Red Buttons
Red Buttons
Red Buttonswas an American comedian and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Sayonara...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth5 February 1919
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
girl mother dinner
Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!
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Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!
mother littles dinner
Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner!
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Venus de Milo's mother, who once said to Venus, You never call me. Can't you pick up a phone? Never got a dinner!
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Steven Spielberg's mother, who said to E.T., I don't care where you're from, you're here and you're gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never got a dinner!
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Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!
american-comedian
I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.
american-comedian eat hospitals hours nervous people spent teaching three week
Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.
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Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
booing heard last time
The last time I heard booing like that was when I was doing my act.
groups dinner alimony
Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!
father son apples
William Tell's son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There's gotta be an easier way to kill worms. Never got a dinner!
night wife bells
Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!
giving helping clowning
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.