Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
inspirational coffee kids
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.
inspirational morning moving
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.
inspirational people littles
I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.
inspirational people parlor
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!
inspirational blow ill-will
It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.
inspirational size juniors
It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.
inspirational hair use
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.
husband gun clerks
This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.
men balls bowling
This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.
sex men thinking
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
sex car gloves
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
sports tennis marrying
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.
philosophy buddhism meditation
I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.
inspirational moving muscles
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.