Kin Hubbard
Kin Hubbard
Frank McKinney Hubbardwas an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist better known by his pen name "Kin" Hubbard...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth1 September 1868
CountryUnited States of America
home thinking borrowing
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
people favors birth
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
behaviour way behavior
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.
style society late
In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.
sweet gossip risk
Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.
house blueprints slips
There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.
beauty-is-only-skin-deep poor assets
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
society quiet said
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
mean names wish
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
laughter laughing advice
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
writing recommendations hardest
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
sex thinking differences
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
hurt flattery ifs
Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
empty reason stomach
Nobuddy ever listened t' reason on a empty stomach.