Kin Hubbard
Kin Hubbard
Frank McKinney Hubbardwas an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist better known by his pen name "Kin" Hubbard...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth1 September 1868
CountryUnited States of America
money law pockets
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
thinking bees buzz
Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower.
cost want heard
I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
retirement differences retiring
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
book waiting
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
government long looks
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
pockets pay flattery
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
giving let-it-go public-speaking
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
inspiration men innocent-man
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
believe optimist fellows
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed
stay-strong time kindness
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
hate politics libertarian
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
communication way entertainment
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
thanksgiving turkeys kitchen
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.