Kin Hubbard
Kin Hubbard
Frank McKinney Hubbardwas an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist better known by his pen name "Kin" Hubbard...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth1 September 1868
CountryUnited States of America
empty reason stomach
Nobuddy ever listened t' reason on a empty stomach.
mean authority ifs
If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
believe men may
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
women want shows
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
daughter women rich
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
talking people looks
Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
men he-man hard
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
mistake home trying
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn't make the mistake of trying to get together.
advice cold annoying
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.
jingles prosperity suspicion
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion
work destiny talking
Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
children tears want
We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.
ems would-be problem
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified
husband poison done
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done