Kin Hubbard
Kin Hubbard
Frank McKinney Hubbardwas an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist better known by his pen name "Kin" Hubbard...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth1 September 1868
CountryUnited States of America
clever work stupid
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
fashion men barricades
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
editors government years
Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.
literature losing loser
It's the good loser who finally loses out.
girl strong sex
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
art jobs government
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
birthday sorry memories
I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
vegetables way sound
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
inspirational positive want
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
might poverty poor
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
birthday adversity people
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
gossip towns littles
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
death husband ideas
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
alcohol ale ginger
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.