Kin Hubbard
Kin Hubbard
Frank McKinney Hubbardwas an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist better known by his pen name "Kin" Hubbard...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth1 September 1868
CountryUnited States of America
baseball profitable
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
home coming-out stores
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
funny uplifting mom
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
appearance being-pretty penalties
Getting talked about is one of the penalties.
two literature way
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
good-night together literature
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
work buzz bees
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
intelligent people sides
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
select
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
unbearable nuisance worst
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
morning simple night
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
honest folks stills
Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose.
business government democracy
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
clever work stupid
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.