Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
dream boys feelings
I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
good-luck phones warning
I always get that cautionary warning right before I get off the phone with an interviewer. It's: 'Good luck with the show. I really like it, and if this goes wrong, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.
war vietnam size
The Vietnam war was fought over portion size.
girl badass real
You guys (Boko Haram) are trying so hard to convince everybody that you're such badasses. But all you've done with this kidnapping is highlight who the real badasses are, the kids you kidnapped. Compared to a teenager who knows that her desire for an education could get her dragged into a snake infested jungle to be sold as a bribe to some demented, stick-chewing cartoon villain but still gets up and goes to class everyday, fully aware of that danger - compared to their courage - I'd say Boko Haram is a bunch of little girls. But, you know what? You don't deserve that compliment.
thinking president way
Here's the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he'll be OK.
son
It's always funny until the hooker mentions her son.
smart people inspire
Everybody thought Barack Obama was going to [inspire people] when he came to Washington, but, you know, the Senate seems like the place where smart people go to die.
media world internet
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. That's all it is. All those media companies say, "We're going to make a killing here." You won't because it's still only as good as the content.
guy earth core
Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core.
belief shows personal-beliefs
This show is our own personal beliefs.
palin has-beens tagged
Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.
fake news enough
Our show is obviously at a disadvantage with any of the other news shows we're competing against. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility, we are ... well, oddly enough we're about even.
cnn phones puppets
You're on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls. What is wrong with you?
new-york children cutting
Arnold Schwarzenegger campaigned in New York this week, where he stepped up his controversial goal of helping children.... It's all summed up in his campaign slogan, 'Arnold Schwarzenegger: Cutting violence in half with a laser-guided chain gun across a charred landscape - for the children.'