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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
gun assault-weapons looks
The Assault Weapons Ban deals with a fictional distinction. You have guns that are exactly the same guns as are banned, in function, that were banned because of the way they look. And you know, that's the whole truth of this policy: it's to make politicians look as if they are doing something, when in point of fact, they are doing nothing. Alan Keyes
gun self law
The answer to crime is not gun control, it is law enforcement and self-control.
gun pro-life pro-gun
I'm pro-life. I'm pro-gun. I'm pro-family. And I'm pro-business. Charlie Crist
gun night thinking
Most people think spies are afraid of guns, or KGB guards, or barbed wire, but in point of fact the most dangerous thing they face is paper. Papers carry secrets. Papers can carry death warrants. Papers like this one, this folio with its blurry eighteen year old faked missile photographs and estimates of time/survivor curves and pervasive psychosis ratios, can give you nightmares, dragging you awake screaming in the middle of the night. Charles Stross
gun tests auditions
Im really bad at tests of any kind, so Im bad at auditions. I consider myself educated most of the time, but when Im under the gun, I just fail. Brady Corbet
gun years gun-control
So there will be a bill. We've been working on it now for a year. Dianne Feinstein
gun banned if-i-could
If I could have banned them all...I would have!
gun america fundamentals
Banning guns addresses a fundamental right of all Americans to feel safe.
gun second-amendment needs
The National Guard fulfills the militia mentioned in the Second amendment. Citizens no longer need to protect the states or themselves.
mass-destruction wmd goal
We should be hell bent on getting those weapons of mass destruction, hell bent on having a credible approach to them, but we should try to do it in a way which keeps the world together and that achieves our goal which is removing the... defanging Saddam.. Carl Levin
mass-destruction september-11 hussein
There were no weapons of mass destruction and Saddam Hussein was not involved in the September 11th attack. Charles Rangel
mass-destruction order oil
Failing to warn the citizens of a looming weapon of mass destruction- and that's what global warming is- in order to protect oil company profits, well, that fits for me the definition of treason. Bill Maher
mass-destruction iraq wmd
We know for a fact that there are weapons there. Ari Fleischer
mass-destruction iraq wmd
If he declares he has none, then we will know that Saddam Hussein is once again...
mass-destruction iraq president
The president of the United States and the secretary of defense would not assert as plainly and bluntly as they have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction if it was not true, and if they did not have a solid basis for saying it.
mass-destruction hatred historical
If we hope to stem the mass destruction that inevitably attends our economic system (and to alter the sense of entitlement - the sense of contempt, the hatred - on which it is based), fundamental historical, social, economic, and technological forces need to be pondered, understood, and redirected. Behavior won't change much without a fundamental change in consciousness. The question becomes: How do we change consciousness? Derrick Jensen
mass-destruction iraq wmd
Hussein has chosen to spend his money on building weapons of mass destruction and palaces for his cronies. Madeleine Albright
mass-destruction wmd weapons
We must stop Saddam from ever again jeopardizing the stability and security of his neighbors with weapons of mass destruction.