Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
soccer kids mary
In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after him. 'I'm not a... well, yes I am.
cheer chaos kind
You feel kind of weird cheering for chaos. There is that sense that the crazier it gets, the better off we are. Before, when I was part of the American public, I was hoping for a reasonable and quick solution to the impeachment process. Now, I'm hoping for partisan bedlam and chaos. It's really what serves me best.
believe comforting billionaire
I can't believe I'm comforting a billionaire.
people scream streets
People! Take to the streets and scream 'BE REASONABLE!'
country hate israel
Iran, Ireland, Israel. That's three countries, four religions that HATE each other. Way to go, 'I'.
might sound thirst
[He died of thirst?] That sounds, if I might say, like the greatest Sprite commercial ever.
way
Clearly, I'm way older than everyone.
dad kids swimming
Body hair. You know when you're swimming as a kid and you want to crawl on your dad? None of us went anywhere near him. 'My god, a beaver! Everyone out of the pool!
soccer thinking balls
They create these rules and argue about things we don't even understand. It is like watching soccer. You sit there and you're sort of amused, but most of the time you're thinking, pick up the ball! That's what you're thinking.
hostility
I have a lot of hostility.
jobs guy anxiety
There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.
dream young wanted
You know, I've always wanted to be a young Charles Kuralt. I started in this business with just a Winnebago and a dream.
america worry long
Don't worry, as long as America still has natural resources, you guys are okay.
night ideas missing
As we approach the millennium with sort of the idea that society is going to start spiraling into chaos, I'd love to be making jokes about that. Who wants to miss out on that? If the world is going to end, I want to be there the night before, goofing off.