Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
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Hey, wait a minute-aren't there any Senators fans here?
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How come they're the most excited people here tonight?
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How come they are the most excited people here? That's how you pick up an Oscar.
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GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of the people, and reveal him to be a bit of a fat cat. Unlike the President who as we all know before attending Andover and Yale, was a Cockney matchstick girl dying of tuberculosis.
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If I had to go out there and surf, that would be a problem. But you know, it's just comedy.
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I can't wait until we can see Oscar's salute to montages.
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I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that's really it. And what we do is we come in in the morning and we go, "Did you see that thing last night? Aahh!" And then we spend the next 8 or 9 hours trying to take this and make it into something funny.
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He's not stupid ... he's not a retarded man ... he just doesn't give a shit about you, or anything,
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If you want to compare your show to a comedy show, you're more than welcome to ... You're on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls.
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The field of play has become seriously unleveled as a result of the current rules. Our member schools have complained and asked that we find a way of fixing this problem.
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And so I appreciate that, and I thank you for it. And I hope that your colleagues let you still eat at the lunch table.
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The truth is we've been doing The Daily Show for all the way up until just this week, so I've been kind of focused on that. And at home my wife and I just had another baby, so I've also been thinking about that.
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction.
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All of the delegates gave up their time to travel with her to show the world the creative face of Canada through performance, discussions and interviews in the host countries,