Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
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I think there is nothing remotely gay about classic Hollywood westerns.
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Getting between him and his fans -- I don?t think it?s the P. I think it?s the bodyguards,
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If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.
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Hollander said. ''He suggested maybe making four or five alternatives.
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Hurricane Katrina is George Bush's Monica Lewinsky. One difference, and I'll say this, the only difference is this: That tens of thousands of people weren't stranded in Monica Lewinsky's vagina. That is the only difference.
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I already miss him. At 42, you don't get the opportunity to be tickled a lot.
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I always knew I shouldn't have said that.
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Ultimately, people would respond a lot better to being treated like adults ... if politics wasn't treated like marketing,
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Nobody cares that Mitt Romney is rich. It's Romney's inability to understand the institutional advantage that he gains from the government’s tax code largesse, that’s a little offensive to people, especially considering Romney's view on anyone else who looks to the government for things like, I don't know, food and medicine.
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No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very nasty. It's what we all have in common. That, and masturbation.
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Wow. I can't wait till later when we see Oscar's salute to montages.
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those dastardly, conniving, post-hurricane looting criminals. Is there no end to their planning abilities?!
You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show.
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When I said that I wanted to put together a writing staff that would only be 80 percent Ivy League-educated Jews, they said it couldn't be done,