Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarksonis an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring. He is best known for co-presenting the BBC TV show Top Gear with Richard Hammond and James May from October 2002 to March 2015. He also writes weekly columns for The Sunday Times and The Sun...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth11 April 1960
CityDoncaster, England
bmw house leaving
If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.
mean night order
I mean its a weekly occurrence that somebody will complain that Top Gear was on last night - and you just sit back and wait for the complaints. But if you start to pay attention to everyones concerns, you end up with something bland and boring. So you sort of have to ignore everybody in order to do the show how we want to do it.
car cheerful nasty
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.
sexually-transmitted-diseases syphilis top-gear
Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.
bison ends
Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.
light would-be top-gear
Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.
democracy world lectures
The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!
orange lions ridiculous
That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.
air sitting dashboards
The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.
mean past bears
Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.
may six world
God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.
people house three
If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who live in them?
moving elderly highways
There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.
mean earth wealth
Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth