Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarksonis an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring. He is best known for co-presenting the BBC TV show Top Gear with Richard Hammond and James May from October 2002 to March 2015. He also writes weekly columns for The Sunday Times and The Sun...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth11 April 1960
CityDoncaster, England
car cheerful nasty
No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.
car complaining top-gear
In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.
editing car racing
Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You'd just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke's sweaty face.
reading mirrors car
I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted 'Get a car', and drove off.' What I actually said was, 'Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating tw*t
car people audi
Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called Angela. I do not know why it can be driven by only people named Angela, but that’s a fact and there’s nothing we can do about it. If you have a TT and you aren’t called Angela, you have the wrong car.
top-gear cool-cars comfortable
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
car use offensive
When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.
oil car jogging
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.
car tonight ferrari
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!
fun air car
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
top-gear faster cool-cars
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
thinking car special
You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car special. That's what makes a car great. You start to think of it as a person. You start to love it.
love motor-racing car
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
filming means
If you're writing, it means getting up and writing all day, and if you're filming, it's getting up and filming all day. I get up, go to my computer, write, turn it off, and go to bed. That is a Clarkson day.