Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarksonis an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring. He is best known for co-presenting the BBC TV show Top Gear with Richard Hammond and James May from October 2002 to March 2015. He also writes weekly columns for The Sunday Times and The Sun...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth11 April 1960
CityDoncaster, England
bmw house leaving
If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.
orange lions ridiculous
That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.
air sitting dashboards
The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.
mean past bears
Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.
may six world
God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.
people house three
If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who live in them?
moving elderly highways
There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.
mean earth wealth
Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth
disappointment ambition life-is
Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don't, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition.
safety healthy killing
All this health and safety talk is just killing me.
country war men
The fact is that Britain is the most warlike nation on earth. In the history of armed combat, we are the only democracy to have declared war on another democracy - England versus Finland in the second world war, in case you're interested - and we're always at the front of the queue when Johnny Foreigner gets a bit uppity. Who stood up to the Kaiser? Who stood up to Adolf? And let's not forget the Argies. What other country would have sent its fleet halfway round the world and lost 250 men to protect a flock of sheep and some oil that might or might not be there? We're still at it.
fear men suffering
Governments would rather spend their money on another bomber than education, and why do we fear black men when every bit of suffering in our lives has a Caucasian face attached to it?
looks persons
The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler
tattoo faces size
Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is he’s called the Stig.