Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarksonis an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring. He is best known for co-presenting the BBC TV show Top Gear with Richard Hammond and James May from October 2002 to March 2015. He also writes weekly columns for The Sunday Times and The Sun...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth11 April 1960
CityDoncaster, England
mother children dirt
I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it?
thinking facts knows
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
It was as relaxing as being tickled.
children hate my-children
I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me.
wife affair asks
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
nice blow waiting
I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.
genius sometimes
Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.
coffee home complaining
Italy's youngsters complain, apparently, about having to live at home until they are 72 but that's because they spend all their money on suits and coffee and Alfa Romeos rather than mortgages.
cutting hair looks
When I was 16, I wanted to look like Lord Byron. It's not really a haircut so much as a hair-not-cut, but I've never changed it. It's a bit Byron, a bit Don Juan DeMarco and other things that I aspire to be.
people news stories
You take out an injunction against somebody or some organisation and immediately news of that injunction and the people involved and the story behind the injunction is in a legal-free world on Twitter and the Internet. It's pointless.
yawning canada doe
Nothing can prepare you for the yawning chasm of time that passes in Canada before the healthcare system actually does any healthcare.
dirty eye men
Like many men, I can never find anything that I'm looking for, even when I'm actually looking at it. In a fridge, I think milk is actually invisible to the male eye. And so, it turns out, are dirty great holes in the fence.
cheer thinking ideas
I think it's a good idea to tie Peter Mandelson to a van. Such an act would be cruel and barbaric and inhuman. But it would at least cheer everyone up a bit.
dog eye sharks
Let's be perfectly clear, shall we. The fox is not a little orange puppy dog with doe eyes and a waggly tail. It's a disease-ridden wolf with the morals of a psychopath and the teeth of a great white shark.