Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarksonis an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring. He is best known for co-presenting the BBC TV show Top Gear with Richard Hammond and James May from October 2002 to March 2015. He also writes weekly columns for The Sunday Times and The Sun...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth11 April 1960
CityDoncaster, England
perfect india
This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.
important looking-good
Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going.
taken should-have way
They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.
honey ferrari earth
The newest Ferrari of them all, the 458, the Italia. The GT3 was good, but nowhen near as good as this... almost nothing on Earth is as good as this... Set that something I've just told, involving Cameron Diaz... and some honey... then it comes that even that isn't as good as this.
trying cows honey
Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.
jobs mirrors effort
This is a hard job. Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.
thinking mad top-gear
Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?
believe animal top-gear
I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.
beautiful queens jobs
Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170hp is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling... penguins... while making love... to a beautiful woman while on fire, on stage... in front of the Queen. It's all going to go wrong.
eggs yogurt bread
Biathletes need to eat 6.000 calories a day: six thousand! That's the equivalent of 2 pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 TWIX bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!
running fun light
Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.
oil car jogging
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.
sex wagons top-gear
The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite
car tonight ferrari
Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!