Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!
People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
Hell, when I was in high school, a drive-by shooting meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!
You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living, ... I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.
You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
You don't have anything; you don't own anything.