Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.
If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck
If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn...
You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.
You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.