Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
I'm having my house repainted and we have a piano in the corner and the painter says, Is that y'all's piano? I said, No, that's our coffee table; it just has buck teeth. Here's Your Sign.
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.