Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.
You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. That's the guys I'd rather go talk to. I'd rather take my act outside the church.
When I first started out, being from the South and going to New York or Chicago, people kept telling me to get voice lessons and 'lose that stupid accent you got.' And I'm like, 'Well, where I come from, you have the stupid accent.'
I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I'm now officially in that genre.
We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, 'Hey, we're all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.' We need to have a sense of humor about it; that's kind of the way I've always faced my comedy.