Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!
You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.
Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
Hell, when I was in high school, a drive-by shooting meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.
Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.