Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.
You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."
You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.
If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.