Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn...
You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.
You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.
You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.
You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.