Jay London
Jay London
Jay Londonis an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared, his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
dog fighting rebellion
His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.
asked bed blanket breakfast morning pig slept
I slept with this girl, in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed? She said one pig in the blanket was enough.
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I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.
Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?
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My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.
asks bath bed beyond section work
I work at Bed Bath and Beyond. I work in the Beyond section. When someone asks me where is the Bath section I say 'It's Beyond Me'.
Virgo, and a real Virgo. Nit picky, cranky, cantankerous, fidgety, neurotic. All of the above, but that's good.
dated
I dated a partially nude model, and she did a half-assed job.
balls lonely watch
I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop.
american-comedian closed saw someplace
I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.
record store
I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.
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My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
american-comedian amish country
At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?
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Do you know it was a year a ago today?