Jay London
Jay London
Jay Londonis an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared, his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
dog fighting rebellion
His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.
clouds people casting
I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast.
drug may causes
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
girl weather dating
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
worry nuclear world
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
adults euthanasia said
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
father blunt instruments
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
jobs funny-work guy
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
girlfriend personality fit
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
hilarious impressionists promiscuous
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
clothings models
I model irregular clothing.
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
guy might fourth
You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart,
worry identity needs
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.