Jay London
Jay London
Jay Londonis an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared, his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
nice home giving
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
lonely hug tonight
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
pride years nicknames
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
today tomorrow knows
Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.
doctors medical said
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
funny witty father
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings
funny witty dog
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
funny witty morning
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights
book fall loss
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
opportunity rocks window
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
cheesy cheese whole-family
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.