Jay Leno
Jay Leno
James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno is an American comedian, actor and television host. He was the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009. Beginning in September 2009, Leno started a primetime talk show, titled The Jay Leno Show, which aired weeknights at 10:00 p.m. ET, also on NBC...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth28 April 1950
CityNew Rochelle, NY
CountryUnited States of America
wall ideas funny-money
Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street
halloween obamacare america
America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
new-year holiday years
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
kings humorous thinking
Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.
friendship true-friend book
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
business people ugly
Politics is just show business for ugly people.
funny dog toilets
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
team names bullets
The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets.
mean healthcare-reform bills
The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'
average america people
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!
funny witty two
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
sex men thinking
Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it.
today influence said
Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser.
believe science cells
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.