Jay Leno
Jay Leno
James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno is an American comedian, actor and television host. He was the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009. Beginning in September 2009, Leno started a primetime talk show, titled The Jay Leno Show, which aired weeknights at 10:00 p.m. ET, also on NBC...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth28 April 1950
CityNew Rochelle, NY
CountryUnited States of America
two shadow president
It is day two of the Democratic convention, and apparently they had a huge lighting problem in the convention hall today. They worked all day on it. They still couldn't get President Obama out of Bill Clinton's shadow.
country queens body
A dead body was discovered this week on the grounds of a country estate owned by Queen Elizabeth. The queen said today she hopes this serves as a reminder to anybody on her staff that there is a right way and a wrong way to polish sterling silver.
thanksgiving fun long
Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".
life men teach-a-man-to-fish
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.
jobs air president
Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech.
war iraq cnn
CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.
golf weekend house
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.
writing iraq giving
Did you hear that we're writing Iraq's new Constitution? Why not just give them ours? We're not using it anymore.
self-esteem thinking littles
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
numbers president different
President Obama announced this week that he is going to start sending out his own messages personally on Twitter. And today Anthony Weiner said, “It’s a trap, don’t do it!” But President Obama’s tweets are a little different than Anthony Weiner’s. When Obama sends out pictures of something obscene, it’s the unemployment numbers.
strong believe florida
President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? We can't even get this in Florida.
team clueless mean
Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.
morning government done
A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers.
mean congress stanford
A top geneticist at Stanford says human intelligence is declining. You know what that means? We are seeing Congress at its smartest and most effective right now.