Jay Leno
Jay Leno
James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno is an American comedian, actor and television host. He was the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009. Beginning in September 2009, Leno started a primetime talk show, titled The Jay Leno Show, which aired weeknights at 10:00 p.m. ET, also on NBC...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth28 April 1950
CityNew Rochelle, NY
CountryUnited States of America
apology hollywood ifs
If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.
men thinking differences
The difference between Men and Women is that Men love The 3 Stooges, and Women think they're assholes.
heart fighting people
British scientists say they have developed a super broccoli that can help fight heart disease. You know, if you want to fight heart disease, why don't you come up with a food people will actually eat? Like a super glazed doughnut.
country two america
This is a strange country we live in. When it comes to electing a President, we get two choices. But when we have to select a Miss America, we get 50.
race car logos
We should make politicians dress like race car drivers -- when they get money, make them wear the company logos on their suit.
america issues political
We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards?
native-american dinner bunch
Thanksgiving began in 1621 when Native Americans sat down with a bunch of undocumented pilgrims. They had dinner and the pilgrims never left.
funny new-year health
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
food soup way
Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.
husband talking afternoon
The first lady said about her husband, 'I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.' And today she was offered her own show on Fox News.
running jobs years
It seems that England's royal family is running out of money. They are down to just $1.6 million. Well sure, that's what happens when nobody in your family has had a job for the last thousand years.
memories years brain
Neural scientists at M.I.T. say they can plant false memories in your brain. No, that is not new. Politicians have been doing that for years. They’re called campaign promises.
red-flags example looks
Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag
airplane dollars debt
We're heading for a gov. shutdown. This is serious. W/o the gov who will fail to inspect our airplanes? Who will fail to secure our borders? Who will put us 14 trillion dollars in debt?