Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
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A man's ""ideal woman"" is usually the one whom he passes with a worshipful bow-when he is on his way to call on the other kind
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After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
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Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
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What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
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There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.
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And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
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A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.
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The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.
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The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
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Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
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When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.
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When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one
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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.