Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
kissing men average
For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy.
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Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
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Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
love acceptance kissing
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
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When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.
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When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one
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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
folly
One man's folly is often another man's wife.
dead kinds men
There are two kinds of men -- dead and deadly.
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To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning, but to a man it is the beginning of the end.
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Who seeks to please all men each way, and not himself offend, he may begin his work today, but God knows where he'll end