Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket
I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.
If you were a man, you'd go into business for yourself. I know a fellow who started out last year with just a canoe. Now he's got more women than you can shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done!
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.