Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
All geniuses die young.
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.
My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.
In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.
I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.