Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Room service? Send up a larger room.
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.