Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done!
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse
I would horsewhip you if I had a horse
I would never belong to a group that would accept someone like me as a member.
I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.