Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off
I would horsewhip you if I had a horse
I would never belong to a group that would accept someone like me as a member.
I don't care to join and club that's prepared to have me as a member.