Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt
Gregory Behrendtis an American comedian and author. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, paved the way for co-authoring of the New York Times bestseller He's Just Not That into You, later adapted into a film by the same name. Apart from that he also hosted two short-lived television shows, The Greg Behrendt Showand Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 July 1963
CountryUnited States of America
An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.
You are not easily forgotten.
Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.
I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't do it right. If I don't walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I've been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn't do it right.
You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there's something better out there is to first believe there's something better out there. What other choice is there?