Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt
Gregory Behrendtis an American comedian and author. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, paved the way for co-authoring of the New York Times bestseller He's Just Not That into You, later adapted into a film by the same name. Apart from that he also hosted two short-lived television shows, The Greg Behrendt Showand Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 July 1963
CountryUnited States of America
Life's biggest rewards come from the biggest challenges
Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.
Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure's off me.
I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.
A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.
There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.
Always be classy. Never be crazy.
Don't waste the pretty
Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing for the previous 20-odd years. She is my buddy, my partner, my friend. And part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.