Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt
Gregory Behrendtis an American comedian and author. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, paved the way for co-authoring of the New York Times bestseller He's Just Not That into You, later adapted into a film by the same name. Apart from that he also hosted two short-lived television shows, The Greg Behrendt Showand Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 July 1963
CountryUnited States of America
Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!
There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.
Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting on with his life without you?
If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.
My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
A good indication that it's not is if you're only staying with What's His Name because you're scared.