Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt
Gregory Behrendtis an American comedian and author. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, paved the way for co-authoring of the New York Times bestseller He's Just Not That into You, later adapted into a film by the same name. Apart from that he also hosted two short-lived television shows, The Greg Behrendt Showand Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 July 1963
CountryUnited States of America
First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust. Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out and they're working it out on your time and with your heart. Some cheaters might give you an excuse, some might not have one at all, some might even blame you. No one can tell you exactly what to do when faced with this very complicated and painful situation. But the bottom line is, is this what you had hoped for in a relationship?
A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.
The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.
Sometimes we become attached to what's familiar, and sometimes we hold on to things that are safe and predictable, even if they are bad for us.
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.
If you bury the pain deep down it will stay with you indefinitely, but if you open yourself to it, experience it, and deal with it head-on, you'll find it begins to move on after a while.
When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.