George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
I think we’re part of a greater wisdom that we will ever understand; a higher order, call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. It doesn’t punish, it doesn’t reward, it doesn’t judge at all. It just is.
Meow” means “woof” in cat.
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Everything beeps now.
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.