George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Meow” means “woof” in cat.
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Everything beeps now.
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
One time. In 1965. August, for about an hour, I was both fine AND dandy at the same time. But nobody asked me how I was.
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
What wine goes with Captain Crunch?