George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky.
I don't care much about the outcome. I'd like for people to feel better and have better lives, but I don't think that's in the cards through political action. I think bloodshed is still the way you get dramatic change. That'll never happen because they've got all the guns now. At least they've got the nice guns, the big ones, the ones with night vision.
God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.
Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards
Hey! Who stole my collection of used bandages?! And they also got away with my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
In Hawaii they say, "aloha." That's a nice one, It means both "hello" and "good-bye" Which just goes to show, if you spend enough time in the sun you don't know whether you're coming or going.
In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman.
People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.
If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.
If God created everything, he's got a serious quality control problem.
Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh..apologiz e..let go of what you can't change.
Their only words. You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it's an unpleasant truth.