George Carlin

George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Always do whatever's next.
The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?
I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
Jesus was a cross-dresser.
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass."